Why My Hair Dont Grow No More
Once upon a time I had thick long hair. I used to smile a lot, had friends, nice stuff, free time. Then kids happened and, well, now my hair dont grow no more™.
- **[From September 2009]**
- So I tuck the kids into bed and am making myself tea when I hear footsteps.
- Me: “Who is coming down? You are in deep trouble”
- Footsteps paused.
- Me: “Who is it?”
- Ayaan: “This is Ham-chcha”
- I hear footsteps upstairs
- Hamza: “noooo, it’s not me. It is Ayaan”
- Ayaan: “No, I am Ham-cha”
- Me: “Whoever you are, go back to bed right now”
- Pause
- Ayaan: “I am thirsty. I want water”
- Me: “Go drink it upstairs”
- Pause
- Ayaan: “I have to tell you something”
- Me: what?
- Ayaan: I was sleeping and Hamcha went down the stairs and woke me up
- Hamza, protesting: I am in my room!
- Ayaan: I heard you say Hamcha.
