Why My Hair Dont Grow No More

Once upon a time I had thick long hair. I used to smile a lot, had friends, nice stuff, free time. Then kids happened and, well, now my hair dont grow no moreā„¢.
  • [From September 2009] I am changing Ayaan’s unusually stinky diaper.
  • Me: “Why didn’t you use the toilet? Why did you go in your diapers?”
  • Ayaan: “Noooo I didn’tttt. Mama did”
  • Me: “Mama did what? You did potty in your diapers”
  • Ayaan: “Mama did. I did noooot”
  • Me: “Mama did this?” I pointed to, well, you know what
  • Ayaan: “Yaaaa”
  • Does he really think I buy this? Why does he lie like that?