Why My Hair Dont Grow No More

Once upon a time I had thick long hair. I used to smile a lot, had friends, nice stuff, free time. Then kids happened and, well, now my hair dont grow no moreā„¢.

I dreamt I was in a coma for 5 months. I woke up and had beautiful hair. Doctor said: “turned out your hair could grow, you just kept shaving it off”.

Could it be true?