Why My Hair Dont Grow No More

Once upon a time I had thick long hair. I used to smile a lot, had friends, nice stuff, free time. Then kids happened and, well, now my hair dont grow no moreā„¢.
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  • Safiya points at the cat.
  • Safiya: “Oh wait, I can’t point at proper nouns. Sorry”
  • Hamza: “What’s a proper noun”
  • Safiya: “Uh, like, for example … you are a proper noun”
  • Hamza yells out in a highly offended voice: “She is calling me a proper noun”