Why My Hair Dont Grow No More

Once upon a time I had thick long hair. I used to smile a lot, had friends, nice stuff, free time. Then kids happened and, well, now my hair dont grow no moreā„¢.
  • Ayaan (age 5) with his hand inside [i]my[/i] pocket: hey, I found your phone
  • Me: Err, it wasn't lost
  • Ayaan: It was to me. And now I found it.